If God were Swiss, what would the Ten Commandments be? How would He decide? First, He would have to discuss things with all His saints, as a Swiss Heaven would be a democracy not a kingdom. Then He would issue his decrees, only to have them put to the people in a referendum.
So the big question is, not just what would the Ten Swiss Commandments be, but which ones would pass the test? Here’s an irreverently light-hearted answer to that, starting with Commandment No 1 shown above:
Thou shalt always be on time.
And when all that fails, just remember to do one thing: