The Scotland-Switzerland similarities

September 17, 2014, 3 Comments

Pfister catalogue

Scotland is everywhere at the moment in Switzerland, and not just on the news. The main upmarket furniture shop, Pfister, has declared this autumn to be one of Highland Romance. How very apt. Its catalogue (above) and shops are full of tartans (real and fake), stuffed Scottie dogs (not real) and shortbread tins.

Given that this is Switzerland, I thought it had all been carefully planned to coincide with the referendum but apparently not. And with Union Jacks also on display, Pfister wasn’t being very neutral.

Tartan rugs

But it got me thinking about the similarities between the two S-lands. Not least they are both often seen by the outside world purely in terms of clichés. Cheese, chocolate and Heidi or kilts, Celts and Braveheart. Elements of truth but not the whole story.

So here are ten things the two countries have in common. Both have:

  • drinks that no-one else likes: Rivella and Irn-Bru
  • languages that no-one else speaks: Gaelic and Romansh
  • world-class tennis players: Andy Murray and Roger Federer
  • unlikely musical instrument: bagpipes and alphorns
  • cruciform flags: the Scottish saltire and the Swiss cross
  • heroic Wills: William Wallace and William Tell
  • dialects that test non-locals: Glaswegian and Walliserdeutsch
  • extraordinary national dishes: haggis and fondue
  • club games they invented: golf and Hornussen
  • beautiful capitals: Edinburgh and Bern

Throw in the fact they each have difficult relationships with their bigger neighbours and splendid countryside – and they are practically twins. Especially as for this week at least, Scotland is discovering the power of direct democracy. A referendum like this is a once-in-a-generation thing in Scotland, and not a once-a-quarter affair like in Switzerland, so it’s exciting to see it in action.

It reminds me a lot of the 9 February vote on immigration in Switzerland. Both crucial votes to decide the future direction of the country. Both with a Yes camp that campaigned with nationalist fervour and Utopian promises. Both with a No camp that focused on economic calamity and keeping the status quo. Both neck-and-neck races where a few thousand votes make the difference.

Switzerland voted Yes by the slimmest of margins. Will Scotland do the same?

3 Comments on "The Scotland-Switzerland similarities"

  1. Tom Waugh Wednesday September 17th, 2014 at 10:38 PM · Reply

    Just spotted a small error in an otherwise very amusing article. The flag of the united kingdom is called a Union Flag. It is only called a Union Jack when it is flown on a ship at sea.

  2. Rose Thursday September 18th, 2014 at 10:17 PM · Reply

    It’s also interesting to note that a certain Herr Farage proclaims support for the Swiss in their independence, but not the Scots in theirs. Of course one is independence from the EU and one not, but then, it’s only his version of independence that counts for anything anyway…

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